Posted 3 days ago
animalstalkinginallcaps:

EVER SINCE I STARTED TAKING HERBIVORE STUDIES COURSES AT THE LOCAL UNIVERSITY IT’S BECOME MORE AND MORE DIFFICULT TO ENJOY A WIDE RANGE OF WHAT I ALWAYS ASSUMED WERE NORMAL AND BENIGN ACTIVITIES. I’VE BEEN MADE TO REALIZE THE ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM IS DESIGNED TO OPPRESS AND MARGINALIZE ALL BUT A SELECT FEW CREATURES, AND EVEN MY ATTEMPTS TO OFFER POSSIBLE ALTERNATIVE EXPLANATIONS TO SOME OF THE MORE SPECULATIVE THEORIES ARE SIMPLY PERPETUATIONS OF THE DOMINANT HEIRARCHY.
I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH I NEED TO CHECK MY PREDATOR PRIVILEGE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

EVER SINCE I STARTED TAKING HERBIVORE STUDIES COURSES AT THE LOCAL UNIVERSITY IT’S BECOME MORE AND MORE DIFFICULT TO ENJOY A WIDE RANGE OF WHAT I ALWAYS ASSUMED WERE NORMAL AND BENIGN ACTIVITIES. I’VE BEEN MADE TO REALIZE THE ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM IS DESIGNED TO OPPRESS AND MARGINALIZE ALL BUT A SELECT FEW CREATURES, AND EVEN MY ATTEMPTS TO OFFER POSSIBLE ALTERNATIVE EXPLANATIONS TO SOME OF THE MORE SPECULATIVE THEORIES ARE SIMPLY PERPETUATIONS OF THE DOMINANT HEIRARCHY.

I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH I NEED TO CHECK MY PREDATOR PRIVILEGE.

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

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Posted 1 month ago

Footage Not Found: Early Retirement. Sort of.

footagenotfound:

Friday is my last day here at GIANT FINANCIAL CORPORATION. Life is too short to do something that you mostly dread, so I’m not going to do that anymore. I don’t know what my next move is going to be necessarily, but I do plan to take a little time off before returning to the corporate cubicle…

Fuck jobs.

Posted 1 month ago
In reference to my last post….. SERIOUSLY. They might even be wearing the same outfit. This made my day.

In reference to my last post….. SERIOUSLY. They might even be wearing the same outfit. This made my day.

Posted 1 month ago

tastefullyoffensive:

Famous Hairy Women

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Tell me Keira Knightly isn’t Eomer from Lord of the Rings. If you do, you’re a goddamn liar.

Posted 2 months ago

footagenotfound:

I put together this brief slideshow of celebrities crying for three reasons:

  1. Dane Cook is making his return to network television 10 years after his show “Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place,” was cancelled! Or was that Ryan Reynolds? Whatever. 
  2. Andrew Breitbart died. Also, whatever.
  3. Because I’m a dick and I think these pictures are funny.

Happy Thursday.

Dawson still reigns supreme. I put Farrah at a solid second, and everyone else can go fuck themselves.

Posted 2 months ago

Footage Not Found: Reasons I don't care for children

footagenotfound:

  • They are terribly loud.
  • They are expensive.
  • They often smell like feces because they freely shit their pants.
  • You have to teach them how to read and who has time for that?
  • They destroy everything they touch and they lack basic survival instincts which leads to them shoving everything in…

A-FUCKING-MEN.

Posted 4 months ago

You will only regret the workouts you don't do.

soon2befit:

overcoming-obstacles:

healthy-is-sexy:

Diet Health:

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Kim Kardashian Butt

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Selita’s Workout P1 & P2

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Week 2
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Cardio Party Mix 1

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Plyometrics

Legs and Back

Yoga X

Cardio X

Kenpo X

Shoulders and Arms

Core Synergetics

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Chest, Shoulder, and Triceps

Back and Biceps

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Bikini Blast Circuit Workout

Bikini Beach Bum Workout

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Saddlebag Shaver

Tricep Toner

Butt Blaster

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Back Attack

Inner Thighs and Calves

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Stretching for Flexibility

Summer Slim Down pt 1

Summer Slim Down pt 2

Arm Attack

Lower Belly Pooch Attack

Thighs, Core, and Shoulders

Legs and Thighs

Beginners Total Body

Crazy Core Workout

Serious Standing for Legs, Butt, Obliques

Love Handles Exterminator

Obliques Ultimate

You’ve Got Abs Challenge!

Flat Abs Challenge

3 Minute Ab Challenge

Slimming Inner Thighs & Calves

Standing Pilates for Legs, Butt & Obliques

Super Butt Workout

Yoga

Dashama Sun Salutations video

Dashama Sun Salutations 2 video

Dashama Hip Stretches

Tara Stiles Bend It Like Tara video

sadienardini 40 minute yoga weight loss videos  Part 1Part 2Part 3Part 4

exercisetv.tv Yoga Fitness Plus 45 minute video

exercisetv.tv Beginner Yoga 20 minute video

exercisetv.tv Yoga Sculpt 30 minute video 

exercisetv.tv Yoga Fitness Fusion 45 minute video

Yogis Anonymous Hurts So Good Power Yoga 95 minute video

Yogis Anonymous Blissed Flow Yoga 90 minute

Post Running Stretch video from FlexibleWarriorYoga

No Equipment Home Workout

Couch to 5K

IDC how many times I’ve posted this. I will always reblog

^^^^^^^

Posted 4 months ago