A Brief List of Things I Think ‘Party Rock Anthem’ by LMFAO Sounds Like
- The five seconds between when a cartoon robot gets confused and when its head blows off.
- A laser fight that broke out during a Quad City DJs concert.
- Something that would play during the “Before” part of a commercial for Ritalin.
- A spaceship malfunctioning.
- A song a sentient strobe light would hum while on ecstasy.
- The song “I’m in Miami, Bitch,” by LMFAO.
I fucking LOVE LMFAO. They are so clever and cutting edge. They speak the words my heart cannot.
Also, their hair. Go fuck yourself, Danger.